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Yay! I love these. :D
2 years ago, she had a stroke and now she can’t talk. 2 weeks ago, she had an amputation done on her right foot and now she can’t walk. One day ago, she had an infection on that foot and now she’s in shock.
Oh grandma, I hope you feel better, I want to see you. It’s been 4 years since I last saw you. Wait for me grandma, I’ll be in Taiwan by January!
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I was sitting on the inside of the booth at Panera. Joseph is to the right of me, Kalena is in front of me, and Steven is sitting next to her.
“Joseph can you get up, I have to go the bathroom,” and Joseph stands up to let me out. I start to work on my homework, and I realize that Joseph is standing up. And I look up at him and say, “Joseph, what are you standing up for?”
“You just told me you need to go to the bathroom,” Joseph says in a baffled tone.
“No I didn’t,” I said while shaking my head.
“Yea you did,” Kalena said looking at me with a WTF expression.
“You just told him that you have to go to the bathroom,” Steven said quickly and furiously.
Joseph sits back down and we all let that moment pass and continue to do our work.
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But you end up making it obvious
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everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
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Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
That’s adorable..
Must. Reblog. Platypus.
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